Whitney: Yes, I'M ALIVE. *Runs and trips into a mysterious hole that leads to a random place* NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo...
Tia:
O______O Anyway, yes, sugar cookies are fattening. But! I got plusle
some sugar yet non sugar cookies! So, it's artificial sugar.
Whitney: oooooooooo... ahem. Ooooooooooo. Waittt, what am I doing again?
Tia: You're here to battle? Actually, no.
Whitney: What? No battle. Pish posh. I'm leaving. ;_________;
Tia: But you're a guest star!! And give me your badge and go to bed! MARCH!!
Whitney: NEVA! I'LL NEVER BUY YOUR EVIL PRODUCTS. RAHHHH...
Tia: Yes! I'm selling......pokemon cookies! With artificial marshmallows.
Whitney: Gahh! Even worse. How could you do this you evil fiend! Dieeeee. Just kidding. Or am I? Dun dun dunnnn.
Tia: Don't be a menace. I'll sell this to you for 50 poke. 
Whitney: Oolala. Gimme. *Sticks out fat hand*
Tia: Gimme da poke.
Whitney: *Sticks out other fat hand with 10 poke* GIMME!
Tia: Yes! Neopets! I agree!
Whitney: YES! *Takes doll and walks off into the sunset with waves crashing and everything*
Tia: It's not dark enough for sunset. It's only 3:25 PM
Whitney: I AM LIKE ROCK LEE AND GAI-SENSEI. QUIET FOOLIO.
Tia: Bwahaha.
(not shadow's) inside a poke ball O____O Why do I have that?
Whitney: Uhh. It's mine... or is it? o_________o; Heyhey, are you mine?
Dialga: Maybe...
Tia: Just take it.
Whitney: YES! I caught Dialga! *Does victory dance*
Tia: Sure....
Whitney: *Shifty eyes* Well well, look at the time... better head back to the gym. SMELL YA LATER. <- Yes I'm so cool.
Tia: Yes! She's gone!
Whitney: I'll be backkkkkk. *Randomly disappear*
Hahahaha. Woosh!